Mafia MoFo Game Tutorial for Newbies

• Your Rollover for daily payouts for jobs, territories, hookers, and bank interest will be at the same time every day, depending on what time your rollover is scheduled for. You can change this in Edit Profile, but only once every 30days. NOTE: Bank interest and hooker income are automatically deposited into your bank account at rollover, everything else goes to your cash on hand. You'll want to pick a time you'll most likely be on to bank, as MoFos can mug you for cash you have out.

• Click Daily Award located on top of the game once a day for points and money.

• In each city there is a Search Downtown. Do this once a day for some easy cash and points! (one city search per day)

• In Jersey City there is a Cemetery, go there and dig up the bones of dead MoFos and loot their graves!

• Be sure to stop by the Gun Store and Car Lot to get cheap equipment to begin your MoFo career with. You will want to save points/cash to upgrade these as you go.

• Witness Protection and Respected MoFo time may be purchased in the Upgrade Shop in each city. WP will keep you off the fight list so that you have a lesser chance of being attacked and your attributes cannot be spied. This costs 50 points for 10 days. RM is 250 points for 30 days. You get maximum bank interest with RM and you can produce drugs as well. For more information go to the Upgrade Shop.

• MoFo Academy – Classes may be taken once you reach level 10 to strengthen your attack, defense, and speed. Don't be a fool, go to school!

• Badlands Cage Match – If you have BL gear (Outlaw or Angel gear) and are level 50+ head here daily for a cage match! Be sure to drug up before you step into the ring as it increases your chance of winning! Beat all 20 opponents and receive 20 points and a medal! Also, random winners will receive one of the Angel gear pieces as part of their prize!

• Health - Your health in the game. If it's low, you will easily die in combat. Increases by 500 (1,000 if Respected MoFo) every 5 minutes. If you have pain killers from the pharmacy, click on "Health" to refill. Or you can heal from the hospital with one shot.

• Energy - You need energy to attack other mofos and train at the gym. Increases by 5 (10 if Respected MoFo) every 5 minutes. If you have points available, click on "Energy" to refill.

• Awake - The more awake you have, the more you can train at gym. You can increase the maximum awake by buying a larger house. Increases by 5 (10 if Respected MoFo) every 5 minutes. If you have No-Doze from the pharmacy, click "Awake" to refill.

• Nerve - You use nerve to do crimes, mug players, and bail your friends out of jail. Increases by 5 (10 if Respected MoFo) every 5 minutes. If you have points available, click "Nerve" to refill. (999 max refill)

• Quick Travel: NJ NY DT SI - If you have a car equipped you can make travel fast an easy with these little buddies, SI requires a plane.

• Wanted Stars - Wanted stars represent your current wanted level, once your wanted level reaches 12 (full stars) a MoFo PoPo can make an arrest on you and send you to jail. Your wanted level goes up by 2 when someone reports you to the authorities for a violent crime(attacking, mugging, killing). Your wanted level will decrease by 1 star every 5 minutes or if you are arrested by a MoFo PoPo it goes to zero.

• Drugs - If you have some, might as well take them, they make you feel goooooood, oh and they make you stronger.

• Heal - If you have enough money in the bank you can click this to be healed back to full health.

• Strength - when attacking or being attacked, your strength is against your opponents defense. If your strength is higher than their defense you will inflict maximum damage. If lower, minimum damage will be inflicted.

• Defense - when attacking or being attacked, your defense is against your opponents strength. If your defense is higher than their strength you will receive minimum damage. If lower, maximum damage will be received.

• Speed - If greater than an adversary, you'll have the first hit in a fight. Knock 'em down quick! Handy for mugging, kidnapping, rescuing and crime jobs too!

• All 3 attributes as well as health contribute to the outcome of every fight whether you attack or get attacked. A fight continues automatically until one of the opponents health is bled down to 9 at which time the other opponent wins.(0 health on a contract or throne challenge)

• Crime Jobs - Earn cash and experience by committing crimes. When performing a job, there are three possible results: success, fail, or fail and go to jail. The greater your speed, the more likely you are to be successful.

• Inventory - You will find your weapons, armor, and any other items you have collected here. Only one item for Strength, Defense & Speed are able to be equipped at one time for a main and one for backup.

• Bank - Store your money in the bank to protect it during fights. The cost to open a bank account is $2,500. You will receive 1% interest each day on cash stored in the bank. If you have RM status, you'll receive 2% interest. Interest is deposited into your bank account during rollover.

• Your Portfolio - Here you can buy and sell stocks on the MoFo stock market.

• Gym - The gym allows you to train your stats. When you train, you have a choice of using all or some of your energy. Training requires Awake. Without Awake, you will gain NO attributes by training, and higher Awake values produce better results when training.

• Hit list - The hit list displays players that are marked for death. You can take out players on the hit list to earn cash and experience. You may not claim anyone you mark for death.

• Hospital - Players go to the hospital for protection and healing time after losing a fight or being taken out from the hit list or being mugged. You stay there for 2 hours if you're offline or until you are healed. While here, you are protected from attacks.

• Jail - Players are often sent to jail for 5 minutes when a crime job has failed or they been busted by a Narc. You can bust them out of jail if you have at least 10 nerve. If you are a Narc, you can go here to arrest MoFos Most Wanted (You gain experience points breaking members out of jail and also by arresting them, you can not do both however).

• Mailbox - The mailbox displays messages sent to you by other players. Check it out when you see a number highlighted in green to the right (which represents the number of messages you have received).

• Events - The events section presents a lot of useful information. Check it out when you see a number to the right highlighted in green.

• Your Gang - This section provides details on your current gang.

• The MoFo Times - Players can post ads about buying or selling items or any other desired information in the MoFo Times. The cost of a post is $5 per letter.

• Message - Send an e-mail within the game.

• Send Money - We all know some broke folks.

• Mug - Mug another player for some of their cash.

• Punk - Just to say hello with a knuckle sandwich.

• Fist Fight - No weapons, no armor, no cars - just fist to fist

• Go to War - IT'S WAR, DAMMIT!

• Mark for Death - Got a grudge? For as low as $10,000 & 10% Nerve, you can mark a mobster for death.

• Spy - Spy on another player to possibly see how much the member has in cash and their stat attributes.

• Land - If you want to grow weed for profit, buy some land from the real estate agent. You can buy land in each city.

• Stocks - Make money from investing. Stocks may increase or decrease every 5 minutes.

• Casino - Make some money at the casino. Slots with a 200 pull limit daily, 50/50 for the true gambler, and a Lottery that increases for each ticket that is purchased are available.

• Job Center - Get a job here. There's no unemployment - so get off your butt!

• Weed Seeds - Plant them to grow weed plants. Visit a Shady Stranger for the hook up (RM days required).

• Black Market - Sell points here for a great way to get some cash!

• Slick Willy's (Pawn Shop) - Go to the pawn shop for Defense Armor and Strength Weapons at discounted prices.

• Big Bob's (Armory) - Visit Big Bob's for Armor and Weapons. Don't forget to equip them after you buy them. (Weapons increase your strength and Armor increases your defense.)

• Sleazy Sally's Used (Car Lot) - Visit the used car lot for your vehicle needs. Don't forget to equip the car after making a purchase. (Cars increase your speed.)

• Phat Pat's (Pharmacy) - The pharmacy offers drugs that will help you get your groove on.

• House - The better your house, the more awake you have. The more awake you have, the more you can train at the gym. (The closer your awake is to the maximum, the more effective training will be.) You will receive a percentage of the value for your previously owned home when upgrading to a bigger house.

• MMF Point Shop - Purchase RM Days, Specialty Items, and even Hookers with points.

• Hitlist Bots – The hitlist bots are randomly hitlisted and can appear in any city, even in the past. They are the only players (not including Fight List bots) that have red names. If you get the winning hit on a bot you will receive the corresponding medal and 25 points. Certain bots will drop a weapon into your inventory if you kill them off the hitlist. Also, during some holiday seasons a certain bot will drop weapons specific to that season. Generally the holiday bots will start dropping items 10 days prior to the actual holiday.

Bots and items they drop:
PJ droopy pants: Boss. AKA Mr Kringle for the Christmas holiday season: (Santa Claws & Santa Bag)
Lucy Loose Lips: Valentine's Day: February 14th (Pink Whip & Cuffs)
Phil MaButcracken: St. Patrick's Day: March 17th (Irish Shillelagh & Mask)
MoFo UnderTaker: Halloween: October 31st (Scythe & Cloak)
Major MoFo: Independence Day: 4th of July (Da Bomb & Bomb Shelter)
Don Cornholio: no drops
Frank the Tank: no drops
Flink Kum Lee: Drops Ninja items
Bulls Eye: Drops Sniper items
The Fox: Drops Thief items
Banshee: Nomad, not in MJL. Gang jumps when invited to give gangs experience. Drops Tear Gas & Frag grenades
Rogue: Nomad, MJL. Gang jumps when invited to give gangs experience.

• Dog Racing & Fighting (Badlands only) –
- Dog Pound: Choose a dog here for $50,000.
- Dog Market You may also buy a dog here that a MoFo has already trained. Prices are determined by how much
training the dog has. You can also sell your dog here.
- Dog House View your dog's information or feed him/her for racing, fighting, or biting.
- Dog Camp Train or supertrain your dog here! Your best friend should be in good shape just like you are.
- Dog Fighting Post or take dog fights here. You can also bet points or cash on your dog fights, so be sure to look for bets others have placed if you're taking them. 25% of the win/loss factor is luck, so cross your fingers!
- Dog Racing Just like dog fighting but it's all about the speed!

• Street Racing (Detroit only) – Test your speed against other MoFos and earn achievements here. You can also buy a Race chip, Turbo engine, and NOS in the Speed Shop so you can turbo charge your car. If you're a gambler you can place a cash or point bet on your race.

• Jail (all cities except BL) - You will be sent to jail if you accrue too many wanted stars, get caught busting another MoFo out of jail, or from failed crime jobs.

• Arrests Have you always wanted to wear a uniform? Simply equip your PoPo gear and click on the jail to see MoFo's Most Wanted. If you're quick enough to find the MoFo's room number you can cuff 'em and stuff 'em for 500 experience points.

• Jailbreaks You can do this in any gear but PoPo, but Ninjas can bust MoFos out of any city from the city they're in. Just click on the Jail and you'll see a list of Mofos and what cell they're in. Click the right faster than other MoFos and you'll bust them out of Jail earn yourself 500 exp points.

• Kidnapping – Angel gear is required to kidnap MoFos' kids. Kidnapping is simple: just click on Kidnap under a child on the MoFo Family page and earn 500 exp points. The tricky part is that each child may only be kidnapped every 24 hours, so you have to find kids that are ready to be kidnapped before anyone else does. You also have to be faster than the parents and their dog or you'll fail. Once you kidnap you may dance to let the PoPo know to arrest you, or you can have someone help you with Rescues.

• Rescuing – Any gear may be worn when rescuing kidnapped kids (unless the Napper is in BL). Just click on the Rescue tab and earn an easy 500 points. Speed does matter as you have to be faster than the Kidnapper. Note that if another Rescuer beats you to the baby you will only find cockroaches, so click fast!

• MoFo Kids – Now that you know how to kidnap and rescue you probably want to know how to have your own MoFo baby. There are no storks on MoFo so you're going to have to do this the old fashioned way: fornication. You forni your partner, they phuk you back, and sooner or later you'll be on your way to parenthood. And like real life, multiples are completely random. If you don't want kids you can buy birth control in the pharmacy or turn your fornis off in Edit Profile.

• Dirty Bombs – Randomly throughout the day Rogue will plant a Dirty Bomb; notices are placed in the Times and sent as events to active MoFos. Search in that city for the bomb and attempt to disable it if you find it. Choose the right wire and receive a medal and 50 points. Choose the wrong wire and blow up that city and everyone in it!! *MoFos with a Bomb Shelter equipped are protected from Dirty Bombs.

• Time Travel – With OG gear and Plutonium you can travel back in time to see MoFo in black and white! Trips to the past last for 15 minutes, but you have to have plutonium for each trip. Plutonium is available from Rogue for $5 million a pop. Check below under Special Abilities to find out how to get OG gear. You can get the Past Kills achievements here.

• Tear Gas – Want to get a MoFo and their little dog too? You can throw tear gas at a MoFo's dog to knock them both out. Banshee drops tear gas if you hit her off the hitlist, or you can find it in the Pawn Shop.

• Frag Grenades – Tired of MoFos crying and causing drama in the Times? Drop a grenade in the bottom of the MoFo Times to blow their faces off! This is the other item Banshee drops.

• Pain Killers - Increase your Health by 250.

• Steroids - Increase your Strength by 25% for 15 minutes.

• No-Doze - Increases your awake by 25. Again, the more awake you have, the more you can train at the gym.

• Cocaine - Increase your Speed by 30% for 15 minutes.

• PCP - Increase your Defense by 25% for 15 minutes.

• Boss - The big cheese.

• UnderBoss - Second in Command, can do everything Boss can do except withdraw from the point vault or post/accept gang war challenges.

• Consigliere - The Boss's advisor and diplomat, can mass/brass mail and invite members, and withdraw from the armory.

• Capo's - Smaller crew leaders of the gang family, can mass/brass mail, invite members, and withdraw from the armory.

• Lieutenant's - Liaisons of the gang family, can invite members.

• Soldier - The guts, full member of the gang.

• Recruit - New members wishing to gain respect and full membership into the gang family.

One last very important tip - stock up on points. You can get points either by referring players, buying them, daily award, or searching downtown. You can spend your points to refill your energy and nerve by clicking on the link above the status bars. Points can also be sold to other players on the black market or used to get special items in the Mafia MoFo Point Shop. The options for getting points are located at the very top of the page.

Thanks and Game On Mofos!